Where's the Levity? Right here - musician jokes...

[chris perra]

what's the difference between a record execs corpse on the side of a road or a dead frogs?


there are skid marks in front of the frogs

[FuseU1]

So after lessons one evening, this accordion player stops at the local grocery store on his way home. Thinking that he's only gonna be in there for a few minutes, he leaves his relatively expensive, un-cased instrument laying in the back seat while he goes inside to get some coffee creamer for the following morning.
Upon returning to his car several minutes later, as he's approaching it, he's horrified to discover that one of its back door windows has been completely busted out...running to his car, he peers thru the broken glass, expecting the worst, and...
He sees 2 more accordions laying next to his.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 24, 2003 12:19 PM: Message edited by: FuseU1 ]</font>

[beats]

This isn't even a joke:Who demands the attention of the finest groupies of them all???............................US!.......beats. ......sorry 2 be so shallow,but it is true!!!!I met my beautiful wife thru my livlihood.........beats........